saw this on twitter- had to share it with tumblr (it's true)
hi, i’m a boy. here’s how it goes. i’m gonna flirt with you, then diss you. i’ll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, and lie to you. then i will lead you on, so you will fall for me. i’ll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow i’ll completely ignore you. you’ll be the one i turn to when i need a friend or a confidence boost. know what the best part is? you can’t do anything about it, cause you love me and don’t want to lose me. ha.